Please Newt, Run for President!

Newt Gingrich, you are a stalwart of morality. The country needs you. I beg you to throw your hat into the ring. You epitomize what it means to be a Republican with your morality and your hypocrisy. Anyway, I'm asking this for fear that Hillary may get the Democratic nomination. It's not that she wouldn't stomp Guido, McCain or Gov. Big Love. Rather, it would be fascinating to watch the two of you battle it out for the moral high ground.